Friday, April 30, 2010

insanity wolf- who lives in a pineapple under the sea- Adolf Hitler

insanity wolf- steal a car, masturbate at tacobell
courage wolf- If you yell loud enough they will hear you through the TV

courage wolf- when I find myself in times of trouble I fuck shit up

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

insanity wolf- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying for it

foul bachelor frog- random thought while fapping- stop to check wikipedia
foul bachelorette frog- go into bathroom stall nearest mirror- who the fuck gets pubes on walls
courage wolf- make your own luck, then fuck it's brains out

insanity wolf- put hand on hot stove- leave it there until it smells like bacon
courage wolf- I'm gay

foul insanity wolf- forget to flush toilet- then wipe with sister's spinal cord
insanity wolf- I would make a follow list, but I hate everyone

insanity wolf- five lines of coke and your dick for breakfast
final advice dog- find god in clouds after dropping acid, remember that you are an atheist
insanity wolf- everyone will look up to you once you remove their legs
another combo- an erection is god's way of saying- go fap alone in the dark while crying

courage wolf- dad doesn't matter- human shield
courage wolf/depression dog- climb the highest mountain/pretend it's a girl

insanity wolf- call a sex line/cry deeply

courage wolf- live your life in caps lock

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

courage wolf- yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens
courage wolf- skin your enemy, turn his face into a mask

scene wolf- no one wants to be my friend on facebook, that's why I think myspace is still cool
courage wolf- burn plastic-lie about it
courage wolf- punch plants: survival of the fittest fuckface
courage wolf- buy foreign products/enjoy them
courage wolf- cocaine makes you brave
courage wolf- I'm a fucking liar, you're all gonna die alone

foul bachelorette frog- super plus tampon/this is sparta
courage wolf- the police are here? sucks to be them

Monday, April 26, 2010

courage wolf- wear a tuxedo to bed- fuck what everyone thinks
courage wolf- dial the phone with your face
courage wolf- start a cult- profit
courage wolf- never sleep- constant vigilance
courage wolf- witness a serious injury- laugh
courage wolf- maintain your seat on the bus- the pregnant are not entitled
courage wolf- steal office supplies-bring down the system one paper clip at a time
scene wolf- subscribe or die

courage wolf- cop pulls you over/let him off with a warning
courage wolf- that lady who is staring at you? she knows! kill her!
courage wolf- destroy your car, run everywhere
courage wolf- sell WoW account, buy protein

courage wolf- eat raw meat, fight truck drivers

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

insanity wolf- watch 2 girls 1 cup, find nothing wrong

insanity wolf- take acid, skin your dick with a potato peeler

foul bachelor frog- clip toenails, put them in trashcan: gentleman now

insanity wolf- I slapped a dead man in the face with his own hand and laughed out loud; self-awareness on a level you couldn't possibly conceive

foul bachelor frog- clear browsing history, feel innocent once more

insanity wolf- lose weight quickly, cut off fat with machete

insanity wolf- listen to cannibal corpse, masturbate furiously